this is beautiful
Funny isn’t it? I can get almost anything I want. Except the one thing I want the most.
i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
This is why Rome won so many battles. Enemy spies would wait for them to read battle plans to themselves while mouthing the words; trouble was, they had learned not to!
Proabably the 3rd time reblogging this